You should know that at one point or another I will automatically and unwillingly tune you out (thank God). I can only take so much yapping and quite frankly everything just starts to sound redundant after a while. However, I have been blessed with the ability to somehow know just when to nod, smile, give the occasional ”MHMM”, or widen my eyes at most key points that may come up in our fascinating one way conversation. With the exception of a very carefully selected few, my attention span and ability to give a fuck can only last so long before I virtually explode with annoyance. I apologize since I myself probably shouldn’t be talking considering the fact that I can go into extreme detail whenever I’m telling a story but, I hardly think I’m as bad as most of the people I’ve come across lately. I have patience and no back bone for those who don’t deserve it and/or wouldn’t do the same for me and yet I have absolutely no tolerance and a short fuse for those who deserve my undivided attention and acknowledgment the most. It’s kind of funny if you think about it. Well not really. But shit happens and people are fucked up and that’s just the way it is. The point is people need to shut the fuck up or just talk a lot less. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta go enjoy the little time I have left in New York. It’s nearly noon and I have a flight to catch at 7pm that I’ve gotta finish packing for. Miami awaits. Joy.